( Note/present left for Bernard )

Look. I had a gun. I didn't shoot anybody. I didn't even try to shoot anybody. I listened to Bernie. I got him and that wimpy wizard food. I'm in the kitchen making sandwiches for everyone, and not even complaining about it like SOMEBODY-who-shall-remain-nameless.

Seriously, I've been good, but I'm this close to putting a surprise* in every 20th ( Read more... )